Owner warning

I had 3 cats booked in for their yearly vaccinations, program injections and worming. The computer flashed up a sign saying owner warning, but I was in too much of a hurry to read it and called through Ms Cooper - a tall blonde ‘lady’ with all her cats.

As soon as I looked at Ms Cooper with her large jaw, I realised that she was in fact a man  - with a very pretty smile wearing a long pink skirt and equally bright pink top. She had 3 cats that had put on far too much weight as she had moved to a flat and her cats had become indoor cats but she had continued to feed them as though they were outdoor cats.

I checked the owner warning when she left and it said that from July 2008, Mr Cooper wished to be referred to as Ms Copper as she was transgender. I dealt with her as I would any client but had a quiet chuckle to myself when I asked her if she wanted me to carry the cat carrier with her 2 very heavy cats in it for her. She sweetly replied ‘Oh yes’ as if she was not very strong but her arms were probably twice the size and strength of mine!

Where did that identichip go?

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Charlie Houston is a 5month old sweet young cat who had found her current owners by being found at the husband’s factory. They acted very responsibly with their new cat and brought her in for her first vaccinations and identichipping. She came in today for her 2nd set of vaccinations. I am not sure why I did it as I do not often do it as routine but I decided to check her identichip with our scanner once I had vaccinated her.

It had miraculously disappeared. I tried another scanner thinking that the first was faulty and ran it all over sweet patient Charlie - even down her legs but nothing! The only think I could think of was that it was a dud chip which can occur very rarely. Never having been faced with this problem before, I set about identichipping her again. When it came to the payment section, I told the owners that as I had never dealt with a case like this before, I was not sure if they had to pay again.

Once they had gone, I sent a message to our administrator upstairs. I hope she enjoyed my inital heading it read ‘Charlie Houston - we have a problem!’

A client told me an interesting fact

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Annabel was a young small cat who had recently been admitted in the hospital for tests as she was vomitting her food everyday. All the results were negative and today Annabel was in for her vaccinations. I asked the owner whether the vomitting  problem had been sorted out and she answered that yes, after all the extensive tests; the owner had worked out the problem!

She had changed Annabel’s food from Whiskas to Felix and all the vomitting stopped. The owner worked closely with the cat’s protection league and had many cats of her own. She went on to tell me something I had never heard and wondered if it could be true.

She had been told by a vet many years ago to not feed any of the rescue cats Whiskas as they added an ingredient that they would never make owners aware of - caffeine to the food. This obviously made the food addictive to our cats which meant that they would only eat this brand of food - I wonder how true this is and if it is, how deceiving!!

What cute pictures a friend sent me that I thought I’d share with you

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A blocked bladder can be fatal

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Humphrey was a lovely ginger cat whose owner brought him in as he just wasn’t himself. He lay purring on my table and I quickly discovered his problem. Humphrey had a huge bladder and must have been in an enormous amount of discomfort. Cats do sometimes purr when they are in pain as well as when they are happy (although the owner says he purrs all the time!)

Humphrey very sadly had to be put to sleep. His bladder was so full that once in the hospital and fully sedated; we gently attempted to pass a catheter to unblock his bladder and it burst. The owner was in shock and as Humphrey was 14 years old, she decided not to operate. Whatever had caused his blocked bladder had been very severe and very likely there was a tumour involved. What a sad day.

Anyone for chocolate?

We had so many kindly donated boxes of Roses, Quality Street and Heroes from loyal clients over Christmas; that I just associated the reception area at work with chocolate for a few weeks. Everytime I went to fetch some tablets over the festive season, I would peel open a tin and replenish my sugar levels!

Since January, we have all been on diet and the practice has been cleared of anything fattening. That is why, I grew very excited this morning after a busy few hours consulting when I heard a client walk in and say that she had brought in chocolate. My excitement quickly changed to disappointment when I realised that she had brought in her little Netherland Dwarf rabbit Chocolate for his 6 weekly teeth trim!

She was so hungry on her diet that she ate a bar of soap

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I have written about Amber Rose before. She is a huge gorgeous chocolate Newfoundland who suffers from epilepsy. She is on 3 different forms of medication to control her seizures. The side effects of the medication are quite cruelly - weight gain!

Amber is therefore constantly on diet as her enormous weight causes her backlegs to buckle. I know just how she feels feeling constantly hungry when on diet; but today her owners brought her in as she found a whole bar of soap in its cardboard box and she chewed it up with delight and ate it.

She appeared calm and happy and the smell of clean soap in the consulting room made such a good change from the usual nasty smells we extract from clients’ pets! I have not had a case like this before and disappeared upstairs to look up the dangers of soap ingestion in the poisons book.

I was warned not to make her vomit as the soap could bubble and froth and she would then breath it in - a bigger danger. The treatment was simple - feed her milk to neutralise the soap. The owner was relieved and I imagine once she was home, Amber would have been thrilled with that treatment!

No one is unaffected by the economic crisis - even vets

I was told by my partners at work this week that they were cutting my hours right back and they could only afford to have me consult on  Saturdays. As a part-time locum at the practice, I was the obvious person to cut back on and the dear old senior vet who has had his days cut down to 3 a week.

I felt really sad about it and couldn’t but take it personally at first, feeling as though I was not good enough for them to keep me during the week. They assured me that it is purely a financial decision, but I feel so much for people who have recently been made redundant. What a blow to ones’ confidence and obviously financially, what a life changing stress.

It sent a ripple of panic through the practice as each staff member I spoke to looked concerned and I could almost read the worry on their faces. Sadly, every aspect of businesses are being affected - even vets and sadly it has to be me this time!

The Ultimate Pet Show

For all animal lovers out there, I thought I’d make you aware of a show coming up so you can book your tickets

I felt for my receptionist today

We have a lovely new kind receptionist at the branch practice and it was my turn to work there today. The veterinary nurse on duty was ill so our new receptionist had to stand in for her. Her heart dropped when she saw that an 18 year old cat called Moffatt was booked in for euthanasia.

Moffatt was very dehydrated and her organs had failed with old age. She was ready to be quietly put to sleep and her owners were obviously devastated.

I felt so bad that I had to call our new receptionist in to help me hold Moffatt and bring up the vein in her front leg. I noticed the tears well up in her eyes and let her quickly leave the room as soon as Moffatt was quiet. I really felt for her.